Anyone who knows Bridget Johnson — AKA “the Green Girl” — will attest to her superhero status. She is an award winning businesswoman with a heart for sustainability and recycling. She is an artist. She is a philanthropist. She is passionately loyal to her family and friends. She cooks gourmet meals, lays tile, hangs drywall, and xeriscapes her backyard all with a child strapped to her back and before lunch. I don’t think she has slept in about 4 years. I have photo evidence that she can fly. She not only can drive a trash truck, but she is in love with one named Betsy. Read about her love affair in Issue 2.